The unexamined life is not worth living, as said Socrates, and thus
the unexamined website is not worth reading.
~David or as others know him, Potwash Jesus
The softness of the bread is inversly proportional to the hardness of the
butter.
~Potwash Jesus
Uhh...!?
~Mikey or Yankel as I like to call him
They don't have poison in their blood, they have poison on their tongue.
~Myself in reply to David's, mostly, philisophical statement that testosterone
is poison coursing through the veins of men, and thus purges, to use a WoW word, men
of our higher thinking abilities; my reply is obviously in reference to women.
Dating a pretty girl is like living in the mountains. Everyone tells you it's paradise,
but in reality it's a forbidding, barren...wasteland.
~I can't remember.
I think I am going to have a seizure.
~Greg
Her: How did it happen?
Him: I think I shaved too close. :(
~Greg again...not in reference to what first comes to mind though, but that was the idea
you vain heathen.
It is easier to mill hopelessly with your banner or even shout menacingly with acrid breath, then
it is to infiltrate an organization and institute change through pre-existing channels, why? well the
latter requires much more work and much more brain.
~I said this because I am a frikin' philosopher.
Matt Wellans is really unattractive...I mean wow!
~Cheryl
I take your reality and substitute my own!
~Kaleb (possible a subconscious movie quote)
If crying cannot be abated with harsh or disapproving looks, then blows are acceptable.
~John Locke on child raising.
I prefer sweeping generalization to perceptive thought. I also enjoy the occasionaly hotdog with onions and mustard.
~I don't even know who says most of this crap. It just appears before me.
I work hard for my sperm.
~Mattias.
That grass always grows greener in the meanest shit!
~A Thai woman.
They can try as much as they want, but they'll learn someday that you just can't make a baby in another man's butt.
~Gregoreth's father...in reference Greg Day and Jake Hull. Two people I hate very much, for they are gay.
The Chinese are the Jews of the asians...
~A Thai woman.