Umm...

Will Jennifer Granholm destroy Michigan? Most assuredly, I say to you.

So let's get this out before more is said, I am not in the mood, at all, to write some mildly humorous diatribe on anything but liberals. I have too many tests, and what not, over the next few days; but here goes despite. I've allocated about 30 mins of pure focus time. I am tense. Yet ready! I have my game face on.

[It may also be useful to note that I began re-reading a Confederacy of Dunces and will be using -ly words profusely. Also, I am listening to a looped Teenage Wasteland (the Who), specifically the last 30 seconds which rule so hard I orgasmed twice!!! =]]

I was walking up some stairs yesterday, and then -WHAM- it suddenly hit me like a 400 hundered pound Sumo-on-crack; if I can somehow get the public to make the connection between liberal and the Sophists that wandered near the great (yet possibly fictional) Socrates I could end their meaningless plight in the universe. Hurrah!!! I said. But first Calculus.

Think about it though. Of all the liberalist belly-aching, how many Democratic congressman showed up in New Orleans, did John Kerry do anything during Katrina. No! His press agent said he had a horrible bout of diarrhea, which I am inclined to believe; but then again, farting with your head under the blanket is super cool!

But no more of this liberal garbage, I try my best to keep out of the grime that is politics. I leave you with this thought though: voting right's should be earned through some civic requirements.

Returneth!

So I've heard this rumor that Granholm is considering raising the minimum wage from what it is, to a point that will surely bankrupt the state. I am inclined to look up this woman's history and pinpoint exactly where her head entered her rear and became so firmly lodged that being the creator of a welfare state didn't seem Communist, but instead, quite logical.

People, I don't know if you get it, but this is a gross removal from reality. American workers, especially minimal wage workers, are the least deserving of a wage increase. These are the people that took a good idea (i.e., Unions) and buried them so deep in illogical, self-serving, neo-socialist, filth that we will be lucky if we escape the first 25 years of the 21st century with Ford and GM still in tow.

These are the same dirty Eastern Bloc Europeans that depressed Upton Sinclair's pages. Ones that suffered horribly, only to have their bratty children destroy it all for a party boat on Lake Sinclair.

[I realize pertinent facts such as CEO's ridiculous seperation packages and other things are being left out, but I don't care; my 30 mins is running short here.]

I also should move on to insult the types of students that are entering college now, those being: an almost uniform bunch of moronic dinks that don't understand one must study to do well on tests, and studying does not mean socializing with your other retarded friends while drinking a 4 dollar mocha.

It's just not what it means.

On a closing note, I never watched that gay cowboy movie. Because ultimately, I pass on fads.